There are some things I just couldn’t make up and this is one of them. A 33 year old woman from the great state of Pennsylvania is getting hitched to an amusement park gondola ride. The couple has been dating for over a decade with the bride-to-be having ridden the ride 3000 times during the 10 year courtship. The ride is manufactured by a company called Weber and as is the custom, the bride will adopt Weber as her surname. Very traditional, don’t you think? The cool thing is that the bride is a church organist so she can play her own wedding march. It seems they are practicing safe sex as long as she wears her seatbelt and she seems to be satisfied with her sex life so there isn’t much for me to do here. A source close to the situation who asked not to be identified told me the happy couple will be going to Disney World on their honeymoon.