The Cost of Sex on the Beach

© Artcomedy | – Beach Chairs Photo

Why isn’t this couple in their chairs?  Apparently they were somewhere having sex on Bradenton Beach in Florida.
Last month a Florida jury convicted Jose Caballero, 40, and Elissa Alvarez, 20, on charges that they had sex on Bradenton Beach. According to the Washington Post, Caballero could face the maximum 15 years because he has been out of prison for less than three years on a drug charge, but the Assistant State Attorney will seek a more lenient sentence for Alvarez: though they both must register as sex offenders.
So this couple had sex on the beach in broad daylight.  There wasn’t consent by the other sunbathers and that’s not cool, but really — 15 years in prison and registration as a sex offender!
I can’t help but put on my taxpayer hat and say hey, would you mind fixing a few of the potholes between my home in The Highlands and my office in Cherry Creek?
I’m just sayen’  🙂