The Cost of Sex on the Beach

On May 10, 2015, in Uncategorized, by drneilcannon1


© Artcomedy | – Beach Chairs Photo

Why isn’t this couple in their chairs?  Apparently they were somewhere having sex on Bradenton Beach in Florida.

Last month a Florida jury convicted Jose Caballero, 40, and Elissa Alvarez, 20, on charges that they had sex on Bradenton Beach. According to the Washington Post, Caballero could face the maximum 15 years because he has been out of prison for less than three years on a drug charge, but the Assistant State Attorney will seek a more lenient sentence for Alvarez: though they both must register as sex offenders.

So this couple had sex on the beach in broad daylight.  There wasn’t consent by the other sunbathers and that’s not cool, but really — 15 years in prison and registration as a sex offender!

I can’t help but put on my taxpayer hat and say hey, would you mind fixing a few of the potholes between my home in The Highlands and my office in Cherry Creek?

I’m just sayen’  🙂

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Kelloggs dumps Michael Phelps…

On February 7, 2009, in Uncategorized, by drneilcannon1


Olympic star Michael Phelps was dumped by Kelloggs Corn Flakes this week for smoking pot.  Interestingly, Kelloggs has a long history of rigidity.  Dr. John Harvey Kellogg originally created corn flakes as a health food back in 1906.  Kellogg was an influential author and proponent of health and nutrition.  Unfortunately, Dr. Kellogg also believed that many types of sexual activity were extremely unhealthy.  One of Dr. Kelloggs extreme beliefs was that masturbators required rehabilitation that included genital cages, sewing the foreskin of the penis shut and electric shock.  Genital mutilation was also an option that included circumcision without anesthetic for boys and carbolic acid on the clitoris for girls.  According to Kellogg, “The most loathsome reptile, rolling in the slush and slime of its stagnant pools, would not bemean itself by masturbating.” The moral of the story is that next time you boys choke the chicken, or you girls tickle the taco, just be thankful Dr. Kellogg wasn’t your pediatrician.