One way for couples to spice things up is to have sex in unusual places, afterall variety is the spice of life. The kitchen table or on a blanket under the stars are all good ideas. Well, last week a couple in South Africa added spice up their relationship by having sex on a railroad track (not my idea!). Not surprisingly where there are railroad tracks, there are these massive fast moving vehicles called trains! Unfortunately this couple was killed in a manner that was about as gruesome as one can imagine. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times: Practice safer sex, no sex in front of grandma, and most importantly please, no sex in front of a 700 ton locomotive!