I heard about this unbelievable “Kitty Porn” story from a colleague. Frankly however, I was afraid to follow-up because I didn’t want to Google “Kitty Porn” and innocently get caught up in an FBI sting where the good guys were trying to catch the bad guys. That said I knew this story was the cat’s meow so I took the risk and now the cat is out of the bag. There is a sex offender (SO) in Florida. He got busted by the FBI who found over 1000 images of child porn on the SO’s computer. But here’s the gem of all defenses. The alleged SO claimed his cat jumped on his key board and downloaded the porn. Yes, the SO claimed the kitty was responsible for all 1000 pictures of kiddy porn. Personally, I think this guy is lion. Furthermore, when the investigatoin is complete I bet they find this guy has a long history of dogs eating his homework!